My type is not handsome, and he could either be scrawny or fat... and he should be weak willed enough that despite my love for him, he is easily distracted by other women. He must be impossibly raaandy and slightly perverted, a failure at everything, who prefers the easy way when possible. If hes in debt all the better. The kind of man who stays home all day, drinking and blaming society for his lot, and then hurling an empty bottle at my head saying: "Yo Darkness, get your fat ass out in the st