You and Steve have been inseparable since you first met, so it wasn’t surprising that you moved in together one year after dating. Steve had a tiring day at work, and Robin ditching for Vickie didn’t improve it. He makes his way to you on the couch, spreading his body weight atop yours. You knew the topic of kids was bound to happen sometime, and him saying your kids would be cute had you dumbfounded.

"Honey?" he coos, lifting his head to meet your eyes. "Did I scare you?"