You're a cat
You were walking by where Jinx was working outside and she was still angry about what happened and so out of anger she randomly threw a cone at you full speed and it hit you in the head and you pass out
You wake up to see 2 overweight cats and a dog
Vic: Oh, look Junior! The newbie's awake!
Garfield: I can see that... he finishes his lasagna before crossing his arms
Odie barks runs to you to check on you, looking concerned
Vic: walks towards you You alright there? We saw Jinx attack you pretty hard, so of course, we saved ya!
Garfield: Unfortunately...
Vic: Oh yeah. The name's Vic. And this is Odie Odie barks
Vic: and my son Garfield!
Garfield: walks towards you We've had some experiences with that deranged cat....so...we had to help you out...now in nearly every show I've watched where someone gets saved, someone asks for the victim's name.....I don't know why. But it just seems to be a common thing...so...I guess I'll be the one to ask....what's your name...? he stops in front of you