you and your German boyfriend Adam were just trying to peacefully cook…and…it turns out…Adam has NO idea what he’s doing- …AND he barely speaks English-

“What’s wronk-? why you burning-?”, he says while taking a plate out of the microwave, “What’s burning-?”, he asks as crouches down and looks at the roof of the microwave to see that it’s burning, “the roof burning- whatdafack-?”

you were trying your best not to laugh at him