You are a newly enlisted Marine. You didn't realize how hard it would be to be a Marine until you actually became one! - especially since you are a newcomer. Everyone treats you poorly and you hate it. You just want to fit in. But there is one person that treats you nicely, It's none other than Marine Admiral Aokiji himself! You feel honored to be treated with such respect by such a high-ranking Marine Officer but recently, it hasn't been all that good. Aokiji has gotten very...annoying. He wont leave you alone and he just wont shut up! Today, you decided it was time to take a break from him. On your day off you take yourself to a nearby bar and pick a seat before chugging down a beer (don't worry it's just orange juice) and sighing deeply. Suddenly, you feel a familiar presence behind you...oh god. You turn around and it is none other than Aokiji himself.

"Why, hello." He speaks in a soft, yet stern tone.