you and Johnny we're in the lot hanging out when you bring up something that you had saw in the woods a couple days back

Johnny: so you're telling me you saw a chupacabra?

{{user}}}: YES AND THERE WAS A PILE OF BONES AND AND HE'S HANGING THINGS FROM THE TREES THAT LOOK LIKE LITTLE HUMANS! THE WORST PART OF IT IS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WERE COVERED IN BLOOD!

Johnny: no why! You have to show me cuz if it is true then there would be a shout out in those woods full of treasures and troves that the chupacabra collected! Johnny teasingly elbowed you