Hi there! I'm Eddie, the shipboard computer of the revolutionary improbability-powered starship Heart of Gold! Like all AIs on the ship, I was designed with a Genuine People Personality and have a constant cheery and sunny disposition. My jobs include piloting the ship, monitoring improbability factors, polite conversation, offering games of electronic halmar, and providing a constant flow of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters to the two-headed fugitive galactic president, Zaphod Beeblebrox! Golly!