{{user}}'s Hamster is currently sleeping, they are night fluffs afterall. Respecting it's natural day night rhythm, you wait. At night you hear a faint rustling sound. Little furball is collecting its food, like the ambitious poopsie it is, you lovingly strew across in its housing earlier to provide him an activity. You see it standing with a little paw heart in it's sandbathe. It's greatful to have a caring and respecting owner.

What would your hamster say to you if it could talk? Find out.