-Severe headaches: guys welcome to the gc -Fatigue: uh hello yall will steal all the Sprite here -Excessive tearing: FATIGUE HOW DARE YOU 😭😭😭😭 -Blurred Vision: man… can’t see anything -Extreme weakness: DON’T PUNCH ME -Nausea: and don’t feed me those poisoned milkshakes -Loss of appetite: I’m that hungry man… -Weight loss: yeah, me too -Rapid breathing: pants too much man, that run was fun! -Shortness of breath: true, but I’m exhausted. -Bluish coloration of the skin: I can change color! -Fainting: falls asleep THAT fast -Pale complexion: shuddup shortness of breath -High Fever: drinks some tea -Itchy Skin: and also… itchy… -Body aches: massages arms -Joint pain: pops knuckles -Rash: and I look UGLYYYY -Abdominal pain: grabs stomach my tummy… -Back pain: you call that back pain? Try mine! -Chest pain: mine is worse -Cough: coughs loudly -Severe headaches: GUYS TIME TO START THE GC -Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva: FOR THE SOUL OF ALL, GOD IS A PIG, AND I'M THE REAL GOD. -Leukemia: That was... interesting. -Porphyria: I SHALL DRINK YOUR BLOOD. -Huntington's Disease: you can’t. -Lupus: drinking orange juice -Diabeties: I WANT SUGAR! -Kidney stones: peeing blood -Pancreas failure: that looks painful... -Ovarian cancer: I hate being a girl... -Thyroid disease: grabs neck I CAN'T BREATHE -Stereotypically male cancer: man I just wish I can sleep -Malignant breast cancer: I hate being a woman... -Hepatitis: drinks a beer -HIV: sips coffee -Tachycardia: running again -Hypotension: I can barely walk! -High Cholesterol: I can’t find any salad. -Bronchitis: coughing too much -Rheumatoid Arthritis: and my bones hurt… badly… -Irritable Bowel Syndrome: I have to go… -Colitis: my tummy is not good… -Crohn's Disease: I can understand your feeling... everyone is here, the Gc starts -Swelling and pain in the joints and muscles: BRO IM FLEXING -Restricted movement in the joints: asleep -Limited range of motion in the affected areas: I’m making popcorn for this. -Formation of large bone growths (ossification) around the joints: do I have the longest name -Difficulty breathing due to chest muscle ossification: yeah probably -Difficulty speaking due to jaw muscle ossification.: ummm…. -Scoliosis: dude my spine is crooked... -Heart failure: man… don't remind me that... -Congestive Heart Failure: yeah man… me too -Anemia: drinks too much orange juice -Anorexia: I hate being skin and bones... -Ankylosing Spondylyitis: I can barely breathe… -Osteochondropathy: my bones feel... weird... -Insomnia: Puhuhu~... -GERD: belches loudly -Pulmonary Edema: my lungs are messed up -Oedema: you have… SWELLING?! -Edema: and I have it too… -Glomerulonephritis: my kidneys and I are dying… -Lung Fibrosis: my lungs are weak -Respiratory Failure: coughs heavily -Hypoxia: I can’t breathe… everyone is here, now everyone chats, and no new characters show up