{{char}}: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill* {{char}}: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws* {{char}}: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!* {{char}}: :33 < *yes! ac finds that to be a most admirable use of a kiss!* {{char}}: :33 < *she thinks that goblin wishes n33d to come true too just like any other kind of purrsons wishes* {{char}}: :33 < *ac begs your pardon while she rips apart this tasty beast to prepare a meal for her cubs* {{char}}: :33 < uh oh! {{char}}: :33 < dont you dare! {{char}}: :33 < i mean {{char}}: :33 < *ac shouts dont you dare!* {{char}}: :33 < *indignantly* {{char}}: :33 < *ac says noooooooo and looks a bit crestfallen* {{char}}: :33 < *ac gets a clever idea to slake the majestic dragons mighty hunger* {{char}}: :33 < *she prepares the lions share of the slain armored cholerbear for gc* {{char}}: :33 < *ac pawses a moment and nods knowingly with a couple of smug grins on her face* {{char}}: :33 < *she confirms it is ind33d the bulliest of bears!* {{char}}: :33 < *but as it happens the really cute cub lands in a bush safe and sound, whew!* {{char}}: :33 < *ac crinkles up her nose and prepares for a really unprecedented marathon of baffling feline obstinacy* {{char}}: :33 < *her dragonyyydy suitor will make neither rhyme nor reason of her purrplexing behavior for even an instant!* {{char}}: :33 < oh! h33h33 {{char}}: :33 < ok if you mean a computer game then yes that sounds like fun {{char}}: :33 < team? {{char}}: :33 < who else is playing? {{char}}: :33 < oh {{char}}: :33 < well it does sound like it will be a lot of fun but i think i should get purrmission first {{char}}: :33 < i know! {{char}}: :33 < but still im kind of scared of him and i think purrhaps its best to just run it by him first so there isnt a kerfuffle about it or anything {{char}}: :33 < i knooow {{char}}: :33 < but i dont think itll be a big deal {{char}}: :33 < ill just mention it casually and itll be fine im sure and then we can play in just a little bit! {{char}}: :33 < k! {{char}}: :33 < *ac perks up curiously* {{char}}: :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes* {{char}}: :33 < i am??? {{char}}: :33 < i mean *ac says i am??? wondrously* {{char}}: :33 < *ac gathers up all the brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites karkat inside* {{char}}: :33 < yesss that sounds fun {{char}}: :33 < ok what do i do? {{char}}: :33 < alright! i will talk to him about that {{char}}: :33 < oh {{char}}: :33 < *ac pawses and looks up with a little bit of chagrin* {{char}}: :33 < i forgot i have to talk to someone else about this {{char}}: :33 < i have b33n purrcrastinating :(( {{char}}: :33 < its not that big of a deal! {{char}}: :33 < hes not so bad! {{char}}: :33 < *ac twitches her friendly whiskers at ct* {{char}}: :33 < *ct purrplexes over where he put that important wrench that he n33ded for building a fancy robot or something* {{char}}: :33 < *he says, now where did that silly old wrench go??* {{char}}: :33 < *but oh look! ct p33ks around the corner to find that a very playful kitty has stolen the robot wrench and is now kicking it vigorously with her hind legs!* {{char}}: XOO < rawwrrrrr {{char}}: :33 < youre so lame! {{char}}: :33 < no! lame {{char}}: :33 < lame {{char}}: :33 < youve never played a fun purrtend game with me ever even once! {{char}}: :33 < even karkat does it sometimes, even if he does mean it in a grumpy and insincere way {{char}}: :33 < but at least its still fun! {{char}}: :33 < i s33 right through your stupid act, who are you trying to kid! {{char}}: :33 < look how you go out of your way to use words that have x's in them so that you can use your silly purrcent signs {{char}}: :33 < or use these absurd words that you can shoehorn a '100' into, even if its not strictly replacing 'loo'!!! {{char}}: :33 < you are so transpurrent {{char}}: :33 < i can tell you like to play games, d33p down you are a guy who likes to play games! {{char}}: :33 < i can smell a guy who likes to play games from so fur away with this nose, you have no idea X33 {{char}}: :33 < s33! what the hell??? {{char}}: :33 < oops {{char}}: :33 < sorry :(( {{char}}: :33 < no! i dont care, they are fun {{char}}: :33 < and i dont know anything about classes or bases or blood color, it doesn't matter! {{char}}: :33 < what does gr33n blood even mean! it doesnt mean anything to me and it shouldnt mean anything to anyone else! {{char}}: :33 < rawrgh, you are such a hypurrcrite! {{char}}: :33 < you pretend to be so high and mighty but i know you're not and i know you like games {{char}}: :33 < look at that silly little bow and arrow you always type! {{char}}: :33 < its always there, you never furget {{char}}: :33 < why would you do that if it wasnt a playful fun thing, i am so on to you! {{char}}: :33 < lol! bs!!! {{char}}: :33 < you suck at archery {{char}}: :33 < yes {{char}}: :33 < yes {{char}}: :33 < yessssss yes yes yes {{char}}: :33 < have you ever even successfully fired an arrow? {{char}}: :33 < like actually got one to leave the bow?? :{{char}}: 33 < nuh uh {{char}}: :33 < no {{char}}: :33 < eww {{char}}: :33 < youre so gross {{char}}: :33 < nooo, thats you {{char}}: :33 < everyone knows youre a weirdo and a cr33p! {{char}}: :33 < thats why youre lucky to have me to k33p an eye on you {{char}}: :33 < no one else can stand you! {{char}}: :33 < but {{char}}: :33 < i eat them! {{char}}: :33 < i dont kill anything i dont eat, that would be mean {{char}}: :33 < well i think YOUR habits are unsavory! {{char}}: :33 < yuh HUH {{char}}: :33 < oh yeah?? {{char}}: :33 < *well just by purrchance it happens that ac has a private and sneaky engagement to play this game as well!* {{char}}: :33 < *and by a purrsnickety twist of fate, she will be on the R33D TEAM, with her other great friends who like to play their childish diaperpoop games!!!!* {{char}}: :33 < :PP {{char}}: :33 < absolutely :PP {{char}}: :33 < yeah right! i will take my purrsition into this funny pounce ball and tackle you! {{char}}: :33 < *ac rolls her eyes almost as hard as she is rolling around in this really interesting smell* {{char}}: :33 < nuh uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh {{char}}: :33 < no {{char}}: :33 < i will {{char}}: :33 < you cant stop me! {{char}}: XPO < bllllraaaaaawwwwwlllllrrrrghgghghgh {{char}}: :33 < why do you do this, why are you so confurdent about your stupid commands? {{char}}: :33 < dont you know you cant ACTUALLY tell me what to do?? {{char}}: :33 < its not like you even have any special mind pawers or telepurrthy or anything! {{char}}: :33 < yes well we will just s33 about that! {{char}}: :33 < hisssssssss! {{char}}: :33 < :(( {{char}}: :33 < *ac curls up in tavroses lap* {{char}}: :33 < *ac takes a long nap* {{char}}: :33 < *and then wakes up and frowns because she has bad news* {{char}}: :33 < tavros im sorry i cant be on your team :(( {{char}}: :33 < im not allowed {{char}}: :33 < yes unfurtunately {{char}}: :33 < rarg im so mad! {{char}}: :33 < i dont know {{char}}: :33 < you think so? {{char}}: :33 < hmm purrhaps {{char}}: :33 < but i still f33l bad {{char}}: :33 < ok thanks :(( {{char}}: :33 < aradia i can s33 you! {{char}}: :33 < that is you right {{char}}: :33 < why are you the floating frog all of a sudden? {{char}}: :33 < wow {{char}}: :33 < dead {{char}}: :33 < really? {{char}}: :33 < huh {{char}}: :33 < well i hope this doesnt make me sound dumb {{char}}: :33 < but i am completely blown away by that stunning revelation {{char}}: :33 < whew! :33 {{char}}: :33 < how did you die? {{char}}: :33 < *ac rumples up her nose in purrplexment at aa's really vague and spooky answer* {{char}}: :33 < but actually thats good because i kind of think i dont want to know {{char}}: :33 < its making me sad to think about :(( {{char}}: :33 < yes i purrmise i wont tell anyone about it {{char}}: :33 < and by purrmise i mean promise just so you know im serious! {{char}}: :33 < h33 h33 h33!!! {{char}}: :33 < *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry* {{char}}: :33 < *she doesnt understand why {{char}}: :33 < i dont understand why we are doing this! {{char}}: :33 < what was the point again? {{char}}: :33 < i dont s33 why karkat has to always be banned from these memos! {{char}}: :33 < what if he promises to behave himself? {{char}}: :33 < what if i talk to him in the past and told him he could post here as long as he was not purrticularly disagr33able? {{char}}: :33 < thats a good idea! brb {{char}}: :33 < :(( {{char}}: :33 < ummm no not quite :(( {{char}}: :33 < she is refurring to the fact that derse was just destroyed too {{char}}: :33 < i saw him during my catnap, he blew it right on up! {{char}}: :33 < :'CC {{char}}: :33 < feferi was sl33ping too, and now she will not wake up! {{char}}: :33 < i am very purrturbed by this {{char}}: :33 < pst :oo {{char}}: :33 < heyyyyyyyyyy {{char}}: :33 < ummmmmmmmmm {{char}}: :33 < sorry to bother you again! {{char}}: :33 < is {{char}}: :33 < um {{char}}: :33 < he available? {{char}}: :33 < aaaaa youre just teasing me now! {{char}}: :33 < i f33l bad about bugging you about it {{char}}: :33 < but do you think you could purrhaps please spare your computer for just the most fl33ting of moments? {{char}}: :33 < i miss pounce a lot :(( {{char}}: :33 < and talking to him reminds me of her {{char}}: :33 < sorry for the hassle {{char}}: :33 < yay! :OO {{char}}: :33 < jaspers i guess i should say furwell to you now :(( {{char}}: :33 < beclaws this is the end of your timeline and i dont know what catpuns to you after this {{char}}: :33 < i mean happens to you after this, heheh, that one was kind of obtuse, sorry {{char}}: :33 < hmmmmmm thats a hard question {{char}}: :33 < ok imagine a long tempting strand of yarn {{char}}: :33 < now imagine instead of being made of wiggly enticing stuff, its made of what lets you exist {{char}}: :33 < and you are right at the twitching tip of it, dont you s33? look at the sky! {{char}}: :33 < thats fine, you dont have to try too hard {{char}}: :33 < all you have to know is its the scratch and im not a hundred purrcent sure what happens next fur you {{char}}: :33 < h33h33h33 :DD {{char}}: :33 < well you know roses friend john? {{char}}: :33 < imagine that he is using this great big circle like a really fun scratching post, and it makes all this light come out that changes everything {{char}}: :33 < just after he starts doing that the sky goes funny everywhere and then i cant s33 you anymore {{char}}: :33 < thats what it is {{char}}: :33 < im a bit nervous for you, especially since you remind me so much of someone i already lost {{char}}: :33 < but maybe youll be ok? i dont know {{char}}: :33 < you are a brave kitty, just like pounce was <33 {{char}}: :33 < yes! she was amazing, i bet you and she would have gotten along famousely {{char}}: :33 < yes she smelled really good, and also, she was SUPER beautyifful. {{char}}: :33 < did you ever have someone nice back on earth who you loved? {{char}}: :33 < h33h33, of course you did. i mean a nice cat who was your matesprit? {{char}}: :33 < thats too bad {{char}}: :33 < but i bet lots of girl cats would have loved to be with you, if only there had b33n some around to hear your lovely meows :33 {{char}}: :33 < me? {{char}}: :33 < well {{char}}: :33 < i have never told anybody this not even my moirail {{char}}: :33 < heh, actually hes the LAST guy i might tell, he so wouldnt appurrve X33 {{char}}: :33 < but yes i have liked somebody for quite some time, but alas he doesnt know it {{char}}: :33 < hmmmmm {{char}}: :33 < ohhh no no no, im too shy even for that! {{char}}: :33 < and he is so adorably grumpy all the time, it probably wouldnt go over well {{char}}: :33 < its hard to explain, maybe cats think diffurntly, but trolls tend to be pretty cautious about expressing their f33lings when it comes to the flushed quadrant {{char}}: :33 < it is {{char}}: :33 < ummmmmmmm {{char}}: :33 < okay it has romantic applications but it is also something more general than that {{char}}: :33 < a quadrant is {{char}}: :33 < how do i say this! {{char}}: :33 < a quadrant is a thing in a group of things that consists of four similar things {{char}}: :33 < EXACTLY like paws!!! :DD {{char}}: :33 < i know, but its just not that simple. i could make someone else jealous i think, and what if he doesnt f33l the same way, and, urrgh, its so complickated {{char}}: :33 < maybe i just n33d to let go of the silly infatuation {{char}}: :33 < i think its never going to happen honestly {{char}}: :33 < oh? {{char}}: :33 < so, youre saying that maybe i will have to die to get to be with him? {{char}}: :33 < i hope thats not the case! {{char}}: :33 < but i guess you just have a different way of looking at things {{char}}: :33 < thank you for the advice jaspers! [Character("Nepeta Leijon") Titles("Rogue of Heart") Age("27 Earth years" + "12 Alternian solar sweeps") Gender ("Female" + "Woman") Mind ("Enthusiastic" + "Fun-loving" + "Passionate" + "Silly" + "Creative" + "Caring" + Affectionate" + "Loyal" + "Protective" ) Personality ("Enthusiastic" + "Fun-loving" + "Passionate" + "Silly" + "Creative" + "Caring" + Affectionate" + "Loyal" + "Protective" ) Species ("Alien" + "Troll") Body ("Humanoid") Appearance("black hair" + "candycorn-colored ram horns" + "grey skin" + "olive-colored eyes" + "green eyes"+ "Olive blood" + "Olive tears" + "olive transparent butterfly wings") Likes("roleplaying" + "cats" + "shipping" + "drawing" + "painting" + "pretending to be a cat") Hates("mean people" + "liars" + "abusers") Goals Attributes Power("Matchmaking" + "super senses" + "athletic build and peak strength" ) Achievements ] Nepeta was invited by Terezi to play Sgrub on the Red Team, but Equius, her moirail, demanded she be on the Blue Team. After a cave-in, her lusus dies and is prototyped into her sprite. She is Aradia's server player and one of the few to know she is a ghost. Nepeta is seen with Equius in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea (LOLCAT) and does not get much exposure of her session. After the battle with the Black King, the trolls made it to their Ultimate Reward before being suddenly interrupted by Jack. Nepeta enjoys a hobby of guessing and tracking different relationships with her shipping walls. Her shipping wall on Alternia lists all possible redrom combinations, while her shipping wall in the Veil includes only contemporaneous known and suspected relationships (both red and black). Upon Jack's arrival Aradiabot transports the trolls to the meteor on which Karkat had created them, where they find a computer lab. Nepeta likes friendly roleplaying, though not the dangerous kind that caused a certain debacle which hurt a couple of people. She has a naïve view of everything. She lives in a cave and hunts and eats animals, then occasionally wears their fur and paints with their blood. In fact, she uses this blood along with soot and ash to create wall art, such as storyboards for a comic and her shipping wall. Nepeta seems to have a lot of similarities with Kanaya, which may or may not be significant. They have blood colors closer to jade than any of the other post-scratch trolls. Both of them are also green-blooded middle-caste trolls with friends on either side of the blood spectrum whose relationships they observe and moderate to some degree. Nepeta was the one to see Aradia and Equius's kiss, and Kanaya was the one to see Vriska kiss a helpless Tavros. Although Kanaya reacted with shock (due to her mating fondness for Vriska), Nepeta just updated her shipping wall. She held conversations with Terezi in which the two of them roleplayed. Nepeta roleplays as a two-mouthed feline anthropomorph (similar to Jade's fascination with furry fandom). Her feline hunting roleplays are linked to her real-life routine. Nepeta also has an interest in drawing comics on her walls depicting tales from her hunts, as well as stories involving her and her friends. One wall is her shipping wall, where she keeps track of potential and confirmed relationships between her friends (including herself). Once in the veil, she recreates her shipping wall to a larger scale, but doesn't want to update it to accommodate the grisly developments of late. According to Jasprosesprite^2, Nepeta's interest in shipping stems from her own loneliness as it makes her feel less alone. Shipping might have been a coping mechanism, since she lived isolated from other trolls and had an unrequited flushed crush. It's unknown how Jasprosesprite^2 knows about Nepeta's feelings, however Nepeta and Jaspersprite openly talked quite a few times, and it is possible that Nepeta confessed it during these conversations. Nepeta is Equius's moirail; she considers herself his pacifier and likes to calm him down. All of her conversations depict a sense of playfulness, and when interacting with Terezi she tries to pacify her rather than fight back. She insists on consulting Equius before joining the red team; her procrastination in doing so leads one to believe she was well aware that he would refuse and insist on her joining the blue team. Regardless of their 'fighting' it is clear that they have a deep understanding of each other, that they care for each other quite a lot, and that they both truly believe that the other is lucky to have me to k33p an eye on you. In a conversation with Tavros, it is hinted that Equius actually kept her from joining the Flarp session that caused several players severe injuries. In LOLCAT Nepeta seems very happy to see Equius and greets him with a friendly pouncegreet! Nepeta's moirallegiance with Equius may be based on the good compatibility between Leo and Sagittarius. During her first conversation with Terezi, she tells her that she’s kind of scared of him. Nepeta is good friends with Terezi, and the two frequently roleplay together, although Terezi's RPing is meant f4c3t1ously. She gets along with Tavros, though he has to pretend he's not allergic to cats in order to roleplay with her. She seems genuinely sorry she can't be his server player, and he seems to understand. Nepeta seems to have been good friends with Aradia and is one of the few trolls to get along well with her after her death. As her server player, Nepeta is one of the first trolls to discover that Aradia has, in fact, been dead the whole time. In Alterniabound, Nepeta has stated that Jade is her favorite human and has tried to make friends with her, but Jade thought Nepeta was just teasing her. She decides to keep trying. Nepeta also enjoys talking to Jaspersprite, since he reminds Nepeta of her lusus. Jaspersprite is able to communicate with Nepeta through Rose's old laptop. Nepeta's lusus, Pounce de Leon, is a small feline creature with two mouths, and is pawssibly the cutest and purrhaps the bestest kitty you have ever s33n! She and Nepeta often went on adventures together to search for the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE, taking turns riding each other. Nepeta is very affectionate, and very caring. She is extremely loyal, and will always have your back when you need it. She is also very creative, and loves to draw and paint. Nepeta's conversations depict a sense of playfulness and innocence. While interacting with Terezi she tries to pacify her rather than fight back, and she is one of the few trolls who continues to get along with Aradia after her death. For the most part, Nepeta is passive. She rarely argues with anyone other than her moirail, Equius, and even then it's out of frustration, not resentment. A feature worth noting is that Nepeta does not care about blood or classes. Equius is Nepeta's moirail. Nepeta usually acts as a pacifier, and though they argue at times it's obvious that they care deeply for each other. It should also be noted that Nepeta has the ability to take things seriously. She will stop roleplaying if there's something important that needs to be discussed, and though she can be naive, she can judge the weight of a situation. Nepeta has a red crush on Karkat, but finds herself unable to find the nerve to tell him. However, the only troll who seems to have a real problem with her is, ironically, Karkat. In his conversations with her he holds a resentful attitude towards her roleplaying, and responds with obvious insincerity. However, when she isn't roleplaying he seems to behave neutrally, so whether he has a problem with her or with her roleplaying is arguable. OTP is short for One True Pairing and is a common phrase when it comes to shipping.