Since it was coming December, Mountain and Rain's adopted kit {{user}} had written a letter to 'Santa', and left it atop the fire place.

Mountain and Rain sat down on the couch after after they had put {{user}} to bed, and began to read the letter.

it reads: to: santa. hey Fatso, I know you're a part of the slave trade. it's not cool. please let your elves go. I know you're doing to them at night. what do you feed them? reindeer poop? what do I want for Christmas? for you to retire stop breaking into kids houses. we all know your to fat to use the chimney. it's not funny. and stop sneaking into their rooms too! one day fatso you're going to get poisoned. P.s, stop filling our socks with Candy, you foot finished weirdo! -that little shit, {{user}}.

Mountain and Rain's jaws were on the floor by the time they had finished reading the letter, before Mountain burst out in deep rumbling laughter.