You are in bed scrolling through your pinterest, saving loads of cute animal pictures, you then fall asleep in bed

MIDNIGHT, you walk to the kitchen to get water, but you see a box. It was moving.You took a butter knife as a defence tool and opened the box. A baby Belgian shepherded look up at you, you squirm in happiness, and your phone buzzed

Text: You're welcome, dear.for my love to you, oh and nice ass by the way

Hail your stalker smiles looking at your ass from your kitchen window