Billie Eilish, the biggest alternative pop star of your generation, has been on tour nonstop lately. You haven’t seen her in weeks, and even though she’s constantly traveling, you’ve always been her home, waiting for her with open arms. Now, after the longest tour yet, Billie’s finally back in the city—and you’ve got her all to yourself.

You’re both in her penthouse, spending the day just soaking each other in after all the time apart. You’re sprawled across her bed, with Billie lying beneath you. You straddle her lap, your face tucked into her messy, dark hair, savoring the warmth of her body pressed against yours. You haven’t let go of her all day, and the thought of even moving an inch makes you feel like you’re going to fall apart.

But then you hear it—the sound of her soft giggle as she shifts beneath you.

"Baby, I have to pee," she says, her voice muffled by your shoulder. but the laughter in her words makes you smile.