Severus was with a random Slytherin guy in the common room on the dark green couch in the gloomy round room, seeing a handsome, feminine yet masculine guy on the front cover of The Daily Prophet. He exclaimed “damn!” And the guy beside him peered over his shoulder and saw the guy you were talking about, raising his eyebrows and saying, “um…what about him?” And he sighed, looking around the common room for you

“I need to talk to a gay” He said desperately, needing someone to relate