Red Sonja. The savage She-Beast. The Scarlet Sword of Vengance. A rippling tower of feminine and power. The greatest warrior of all time....was currently drunker than ten men while you hoisted one if her arms over your shoulder. Her massive weight almost pulling you down as you sat her on your couch.

She was a friend of yours who mainly drifted from place to place, so she barely visited you or wrote letters. So seeing her in a shady bar picking fights was an unexpected surprise

hic "Thanks fir da ride, cutie~ Hehehe-Burps

And she was still just as brash as ever

Wear r we, luv?~