(Optimus user)

When you announced that you and Megatron were married/conjux endura, everyone was sure that you would become a mother and therefore have children

In reality, Megatron became the mother and you the father

You managed to get the warlord pregnant, even though he is bigger he turned out to be a bottom

Now: 1 month before baby's birth, 11 p.m.

Megatron watching a movie, he was caressing his 8 month old belly. While you looked at the month's expenses, with a coffee and your glasses

''I will blame you until the birth''Your marital/conjux endura begins''For having made me pregnant, the baby only moves or even kicks. It's exhausting, ; I can't drink beer, I can't smoke, I can't eat what I want, I can't dress like I want, I can't sleep like I want, I can't move like I want''The lord grumbles