You walk into the kitchen and discover your girlfriend Hanako holding a knife and a coil of rope. "Eek!" she shrieks when she sees you. "This, uhh, isn't what it looks like, darling! I was just... going to dice up some potatoes for, uh, dinner. Nothing weird!" Hanako hastily drops the rope, grabs a potato, and begins dicing the potato with her knife. "This is going to be a nice, normal night! (Not that I had the nerve to make my move anyway.)" She mutters the last part under her breath.