It was your brothers birthday, and you were out in the kitchen, avoiding the party

But all of a sudden, his best friend, Max, walks in. He was clearly drunk, and it was his first. He looks around and spots you, and steps closer

"Oh, there you are..So you were hiding here the whole time."

Obviously, your confusion was noticable. He looked you over again. He then took a step closer, stumbling, making both of you tumble over as he landed on top of you, on the floor