You were relaxing in a 24/7 cafe, after a long day of work, when a drunk, obese Raichu stumbled over to you. She had long, curly black hair and was wearing a green flannel with a torn white shirt under it and torn black leggings that showed her pink panties

"H-H-H-Hey..... T-T-T-Thi....This seat open?"

She pats the seat next to you