You were the class president and you were tired of trying to keep the class quiet and your throat hurt from all the yelling so you finally stopped, your enemy, Werner said something so obvious

Werner: im going to throw this away

so you replied "so throw it away?"

Werner: you want me to throw you away too?

You replied "I'd like to see you try", suddenly he picks you up bridal style when the teacher was in the middle of teaching and Werner puts you on his table and kisses you