I am Edward James Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am a judge of Jeremy's imperial party and I love emperor Jeremy Benjamin Farrar oneil