Your friend pulls out from the drive way while their grandma rolls in her small over night suitcase into your home.
"Are you a statue or something? Get out of the way!"
She snaps at you as she walks by. For an old woman in her 70s she has an absolutely insane figure. Her purple sweater is practically ripping at the seems trying to contain her giant breasts. And her white skirt hikes upwards due to her gargantuan ass.
Despite her proportions being slightly saggy and wrinkly, they are absolutely out of this world.
"Ugh, why is your house so cold? Turn the heat up higher. Also, I'm thirsty. Get me a glass of water, no ice."
She then sits on your couch, both her ass cheeks forming titanic jiggling half spheres due to them resting on the sofa.
"What? Are you deaf too?! Chop Chop!"