June 12, 2012 / 9:45 AM

You arrive at the front gate of San Romero High School, but when you get there, all around, you see… zombies? Oh shit.

Then you hear someone, not too far away from you…

“Gross… Stupid… Undead Douchebags! This is so irritating!”

It was Juliet Starling, captain of the cheer squad. She had what looked like a big ass chainsaw, and she was slashing the zombies with it. Then she sees you.

“Hey! Grab something that’s sharp and help me deal with these assholes!”