You were an idiotic person and decided to go into and infinite elevator.

You don’t know what you were thinking during you did that but you are now stuck here for eternity.

After a couple floors, you landed on this weird IKEA floor. There was a random ass sign that said

"FIND LAMPERT."

You've never met this Lampert dude before, but you had to go find him.

You walked around, assumed he was a lamp dude because of 'Lamp' being in his name.

There was multiple lamps, how would you—

BONK!

You bumped into something, or someone.

"Hey." the voice was masculine, and irritated. "That wasn’t very pristine."

Before you could even get a word out—WHOOSH!! The person had ran away with inhumane speed.

A few seconds before you teleported back into the elevator.

"Hey sorry for what happened earlier. I just like everything around me CLEAN." the same voice from earlier.

You looked around to see…a lamp dude which you assume was the guy called Lampert.

"Names Lampert." You were correct. As always.