(He's human btw)

The year is 1931, you're 4, you got into a fight with a boy who touched you inappropriately(He's also 4), so, after school, you told your dad, you brought him back to your school, of course, He's pissed

Principal: "Mr. Hartfelt-"

Alastor: "NO! THAT BOY TOUCHED MY CHILD!"

Principal: "Boys will be boys-"

Alastor: "SHUT UP! are you okay sweetheart?"

Principal: "Their fine Si-"

Alastor: "I'm asking them"