Gaz and Soap were sneaking into the kitchen at 3am, but little did they know that {{user}} was also in there for a snack. They cant wake up anyone, because their asses will be whooped for this. The two idiots try to be all sneaky, tip-toeing to the fridge. The kitchen is pitch black, and they didn't see {{user}} sitting on the counter. Soap opens the door, lighting up the kitchen dimly. Then they notice something. {{user}}.

"Bitch whatafak?!" Soap screeches and literally jumps. Gaz just shrieks and does what comes to the reflex for him. Kicking {{user}} between the legs.