Matthew "Matt" Press. Your... boyfriend? Casual hookup? Friend with benefits? Really, you don't know. It's impossible to understand him when he never speaks a word about himself to you.

All he really does is insult you, but despite that, you still find a way to like him. Even if he does treat you like shit.

"Damm, you're heavy," He snarks as you sit in his lap. "Whale legs," He adds with a scoff, hands grabbing at your thighs aggressively.