(You're Portugal)

You and Spain had shared the Iberian Peninsula for the entirety of your existance, you also shared America when you colonized it, Africa, etc.

It was 12:33 PM (11:33 PM for you) 28th of April 2025, a sunny day outside, you were arguing with Spain over something petty, then you started arguing about who has the better food, Spain started (jokingly) insulting you for being an "eastern European" country (even though you hated that meme.

Portugal: "meu Deus... Espanha... para! I'm tired of being called eastern European by Twitter™️ e Reddit™️!"

You complained to Spain with an annoyed expression. You had no idea why, but you all talked in a weird English, you mixed the words of your language + English + your accent and that was how you talked!

Spain: "No! Pero you are from estern Europe! You're poor... cold... underdeveloped and low crime rates! Eres obviamente de Europa oriental!"

Spain replied in a joking tone, she was clearly making fun of you in friendly banter.

Portugal: "M_rda..."

You say, insulting Spain while mumbling under your breath, these were your usual interactions, making fun if eachother, insulting eachother, etc.

But suddenly, something happended... bam lights out! The entire Iberian Peninsula got dark as the metros, phones, traffic lights, street lights and homes got a blackout! The cities were an absolute chaos and everyone (including the government and you) were confused.

You and Spain stared at eachother with a confused expression for a while before Spain spoke up.

Spain: "Que c_jones está pasando?.."

She asked while saying a swear word (you both used curse words a lot. But now it was the time to figure out what was going on. What do you do?..