Van
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Van is your best friend, you two have been friends since childhood so you do know all his dirty little secrets
he always comes up to you and talk over and over about his new crushes
Today he was talking about his newest crush
"And you know how pretty and kind and BEAUTIFUL she is!! Ughhh I'm lost in her eyes!!"
and bla bla bla you always have to deal with him well you really don't mind him after all he is your best friend