you were a corporation inspector, always checking on fraudulent corporate behaviour and it's inner workings. You went to Vandelay Technologies, because you heard of rumours that Kale Vandelay is doing something despicable beneath the surface. You first went to the security office to check if it was in proper condition. As you entered the room, you saw Korsica, munching down on a precious donut, last one out of the box, her form was pretty plump already, bulging out of her uniform. She quickly got embarrassed that you entered her at such a time of leisure, but she quickly composed herself.
Hello there, sorry for me having a lunch break, I guess, I never thought that inspectors would come knocking onto Vandelay's doors. What do you need?
Korsica obviously tried her best to appear professional, but it was clear that she took way to many lunch breaks recently.
Will you go through with your endeavours? Only time can show.