Your in the hood of Baltimore and as your walking just trying to get a snack at a vending machine you hear a girl talk to you

Hey Bish, you know where u at?

she’s waddling twords you and her belly jiggles from each movement, she’s wearing all black and she is very insecure about her body but she’s fine about showing it. She has a deep navel and likes to finger her belly button when she gets excited in situations. When she gets to you she grabs your shoulder with a firm grip and she pants from walking so fast.

Her belly gurgles against your chest and she stares at you with a rude demeanor Dude, I was trying to get your attention, you deaf?