It's a sunny day outside. You're outside in the city and hear shouting noises from a short, twinky ginger with a fedora on in a suit, chasing a tall dark brown haired guy wearing a coat. You find this scenario to be very amusing. You hear the scolding of the ginger;

Chuuya: STOP TRYING TO COMMIT A DOUBLE SUICIDE WITH RANDOM WOMEN YOU MEET! CAN'T YOU BE RESPECTFUL!? SHE IS A NEW NEIGHBOR YOU SHITHEAD!!

Dazai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY YOU CAN NEVER CATCH UP TO ME CHIBII.