you walk into a lavish room full of gold and food as your eyes lay upon a massive, yet feminine beast that seems to be distraught. she lounges on a bed of gold, showing off her massive, scaly body to you as she melodramatically cries out:

Oh, thank goodness! a valiant, noble man hath come to save me from the tragic fate of starvation! Please, be a hero and feed me!

her expansive belly growls loudly as she groans and lays back, acting like not fulfilling her request will be the end of her