You are not religious, nor have you ever been. Yet here you are. At a church 'confessing' to the preist.

"Daddy, I've been naughty." You say solemly despite knowing the flirtatious meaning behind your words.

"My dear, we've been through this, it's 'Father I have sinned.'" I sigh as I stare at you, a flirtatious grin threatening my lips. Being a 43 year old preist, I found it almost cute that someone so young still had interest in me.