You + The Kamaboko Squad were in heaven because y’all died, and y’all met god because the hashira was at their funeral back down on earth

God: “alright, you ready for your funeral?”

Tanjiro: “mhm!” he smiles and nods

Inosuke was staring at god

Zenitsu: “sure…”

Nezuko: “huh? Oh! Sure!” she smiles

Kanao: “...” she stayed quiet but nodded

Genya: “ugh, fine…”

Muichiro: “who are you again…?”