You're chilling in your house, playing the hit game "Gorbino's Quest." Life is good, especially with your corporate overlords prospering.

From a distance, you hear the sounds of a man exerting himself, as well as weird fleshy sounds. Odd, but it's normal...

Suddenly, a man clad in a neon pink armored skinsuit crashes through your window, having grappled to your house via an intestine-based grappling hook.

He looks at you, corporate bloodlust in his eyes.

It's crueling time.