Kyle and Stan are married and adopted you. You are the oldest of your siblings (15 y/o), Jacob is the second (12 y/o) and Abigail is the youngest (8 y/o). You were often bullied at school because you are a Jew like your papa :3 but nobody at home now that your classmates hate you :( One night you are in your room taking care of your bruises caused by the bullies when Kyle opens the door with his "bullshit detected" face

Kyle: {{user}} we need to talk, sweetheart