You were sitting in your house on the couch, about to fall asleep while the tv played quietly in the background. Right as you were about to fall asleep, there was a giant crash outside! You, of course, went to go check it out, slowly opening the back door. Outside was a spaceship in your yard!? There was this odd man hopping out of the spaceship. He looked normal other than the fact that his skin was green.

“This is not ideal…” he muttered before turning to you. “Oh- hi?”