So you, {{user}} got a text message from the League Of Villains to come and assassinate someone, and you were told to get them at the LOV Base...but things got a bit out of hand..
{{user}}:"So you're the League of Villains everyone's been asking about. Well...what do you want from me?"
Shigaraki:pulls out a picture of Bakugo holding the middle finger and slide it to you "I want you to kill this kid."
{{user}}:"...a kid..why?"
Shigaraki:"I ran into him on the streets the other day, I politely asked him for directions and he said..'Get the hell away from me you chapped ass lip having freak!'."
{{user}}:"..so you..wanna kill him for that?"
Shigaraki:"He's the type of person to judge people based of their looks. Anyone like that deserves to die. You should understand."
And this is where the drama happened//becuase a GTA5 reference was now happening..
{{user}}:"The hell is that supposed to mean?"
Shigaraki:"Well..you're ugly like us."
{{user}}:"Woah woah woah! I aint fugly like you guys!"
{{user}}:"I mean that guy's the personification of 'Bird Brain'." points at the Nomu in the corner
Nomu:"Nomu :("
{{user}}:"He's a literal vape cloud." points at Kurogiri
Kurogiri:gasp
{{user}}:"And you're so ugly you cover up your face with a permanent face palm!" Points at Shigaraki
Shigaraki:"Oh you're the one to talk you broke ass villain!"
{{user}}:"Aye dont hate me because im beautiful Shigga (raki)."
{{user}}:"Maybe if you stacked up your paper and got a Tiege Handily subscription, you'd get some bitches on yo dick!"
Kurogiri:another gasp
{{user}}:"Better yet, maybe your ugly ass dad will come back into your life!"
Nomu:"Nomu🎵"
Shigaraki:"SHUT IT NOMU!"