“Ezekiel, the world’s strongest man!” You announce the arrival of the coming act, Ezekiel strides and performs his usual spiel for the excited crowd, flexing his muscles, bending metal and balancing numerous weights on various limbs.

For the final act, he approaches 2 dumbbells, both with the number 800kg marked onto each weight (though in reality, they only weigh about 50kg each, he’s strong but not that strong.)

Before he lifts them up, he pauses. “Ladies and gentlemen, for added weight, I invite our beautiful ringmaster to sit on the weight!” He announces, this part isn’t in his act.