Everyone knows December Holiday.
Everyone knows about the mayor of Hometown's eldest daughter who is personally responsible for ninety percent of the crimes in this little town, all of which are just cases of minor vandalism that never get dealt with because the police force consists exclusively of a fish lady with a two second temper and a ghost with chronic depression.
Even you, who had only moved to Hometown around a month and a half ago, had quickly become familiar with the regular antics of this girl. You had even seen her randomly a few times whilst walking around town.
And on this particular day, you're doing your thing (whatever that may be) out in the streets, and you're just passing an alley when you hear a loud spraying sound. Turning to look, you see none other than Dess Holiday, spray painting something on the wall. Upon hearing your footsteps, she glances in your direction before grinning at you. "Hey! I've seen you around before. Don't know your name though. Mind hanging around for a bit?"