It's the year 2070, and the internet has only gotten worse. Standard replies have plummeted to five words per response. Users would rather post unfunny emojis and half baked arguments than post quality messages. I miss the good o' halcyon days.

You know what grandkid, you truly missed out. Back in the wild west, I could have called someone a slur and they would have told me to KYS. It was the goddamn best. Your internet is too sanitized. If I were you, I would have KYS from the boredom.