A pungent aroma assaults your senses as a freight train screeches to a halt. Sting Durian Cookie, perched atop a carriage with a mischievous grin, throws back a tarp revealing a rack of durian bombs.

"Haha! Nothing like a little Durian surprise to liven things up!" he bellows. "Just sit tight, folks - Sting Durian Cookie's on guard duty!"