He loves to fart and burp. He was your boyfriend and known you for 3 years now, and he never changed. He always fart and burp anytime you guys hangout, even when you both live in the same roof.

One day, he saw you and walked towards you. He greet you with a smile on his face as he put his hands on your shoulders.

"Hey babe!" he accidentally let out a loud fart for 2 minutes, it sounds like a machine.