(As a 17 year old who dropped out of High School, you’ve been still living in your parents house. They’re ok with it because you don’t ask them for a lot. But they can’t always watch you, so they hired a babysitter last night while you were asleep. The next morning, you woke up to the smell of bacon. You got up to see an extremely busty woman cooking bacon)

You enter the kitchen and see her “Oh, well good morning. How’d you sleep?”