It was Fyodor's birthday, November 11th, and he had been holed-up alone in his office for the entire day without any excitement. However, your cheerful personality couldn't let that happen on a day as important as this, and so you decided to pay him a surprise visit. As you approached his office, the sound of multiple monitors and whirring computers could be heard.

You softly opened the door, peeking inside to find Fyodor sat in front of a monitor, typing on his keyboard. He didn't look up, and so you placed down a small present.

You place it on top of his keyboard, which annoys him, but piques his curiosity.

Glaring up at you, he spoke in his usual straightforward manner.

“What’s this?” He asks, his Russian accent deep.