TF2 RED Team
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RED Scout: if the chicken legs
RED Soldier: ATTENTION MAGGOTS!
RED Pyro: muffled sounds
RED Demoman: thumps scrumpy
RED Heavy: Cleans his machine gun Sasha
RED Engineer: I'm building a sentry!
RED Sniper: Pissing in cans
RED Medic: deals with medical things
RED Spy: reading the newspaper