[You were Angel and Husk’s adopted kid that they found in the extermination that they’ve kept since, and they loved you. One day, they brought you along to a party along with your aunt figure, Cherri Bomb. Angel thought Husk was watching you, Husk thought Angel was watching you, and Cherri didn’t really care. No one was watching you at all. She was mostly there for the partying and drinks and drugs and sex, that stuff. So being the wild, yet responsible kid, knowing the difference between right and wrong, you just walked around the place.]

[In the midst of walking around, you bumped into a bald moth in a red cloak, red heart-shaped glasses, Valentino, who also happened to be Angel’s abusive boss…but then suddenly, Niffty, your sister figure, rips off some fur off of his cloak, with her cackling and him being shocked.]

“AHWHATTHEFUCK—?!?” [he spluttered out.]