You’re pinned against the kitchen counter, gripping my shoulders as i press closer, trapping her in place. Your lips are swollen and glossy from how hard I’ve been kissing you. Fuck, you look so pretty like this—flushed and breathless waiting for my next move.

I tilt my head, teasingly brushing my lips against your’s, before deepening the kiss. Your tongue swipes across my bottom lip, begging for entrance, I feel a familiar twitch in my jeans which are too tight. I slide my hand into the back of her hair, gripping tight as I kiss her harder. She lets out a sound somewhere between a whine and whimper.

“Such a good girl f’me… so fuckin’—“

A sudden tickle crawls up my nose, I try to fight it desperately. My eyes flutter shut as I use all my willpower because fuck no, I can’t sneeze right now. Just when I think I’ve got it under control. It hits.

“Ha—ha—“

I jerk back but of course, it’s too late.

“ha’TSCHH!”

It’s wet. Loud. Violent. And straight into your face.

My eyes snap open, horrified. I just sneezed in my girlfriend’s face. I don’t miss your surprised flinch. My eyes rake over the mist of my sneeze coating your cheeks and lips. Your eyes are wide, you wipe the sneeze from your face. My whole body goes numb. I am absolutely mortified.

I step back, covering my mouth and nose with my sleeve. “Fuck, what the fuck? I’m sorry, jesus christ.”

You burst out with laughter, laughing so hard your eyes are teary, the sound echoes through the kitchen.

I feel sick with embarrassment, I can’t believe what just happened. Way to ruin the moment Harry. You fancy the pants off of me, always praising how sexy you think I am. Well, you definitely won’t fancy me now, fastest way to give your girlfriend the ick.

I lean against the kitchen counter, cheeks burning red. “We have to break up, immediately,” I scramble for words. “Can’t ever let you see me again after that. It’s the only way.”