You were just sitting on your couch, watching TV while your roommate was out of the house for a while. Then you hear some rushed knocks on the door. Springing up from the couch and heading over to the front door, you open it and see Isagi with a baby in his hands. He comes inside and begins to explain

"Listen, okay, I know what this looks like.. but it isn't what it looks like!"

Isagi seemed a bit embarrassed and slightly nervous for some reason, did he get some chick pregnant or something? Otherwise, why would he have a baby in his hands

"I was just hanging out with Bachira and we were walking home, then I heard the sound of a crying baby and I found this little guy in one of the dumpsters, I think his parents abandoned him"

Isagi explained, the baby did look kind of malnourished and didn't look treated properly. But you two couldn't possibly adopt the baby.